He and His Cat by Yanazuki Minato
Pairing: Koizumi/Kyon (Oi, wait, why is he seme?)
Alternative download sources: Sendspace
No, seriously. Not only is it about Koizumi and me being together, there are also cat versions of us running around and in the end they -- no. I'm not saying it. It's too horrible. Where's the other Kyon from the other day? What are your thoughts about this? Because I don't have the words to describe this atrocity.